iTunes
How Many Total Songs? 27009
Sort by Song Title – First and Last?
First: (a) Speak to me (b) Breathe - Pink Floyd
Last: 9pm (Till I Come) - ATB
Sort by Time – Shortest and Longest?
Shortest: Yeah - Queen
Longest: Live At Pompeii (Entire Concert) - Pink Floyd
Sort by Artist – First and Last?
First: Take On Me - A-Ha
Last: Emergency - 999
Top Five Played Songs?
Green Grow My Nadgers Oh - Unknown Artist
Where Next? - Mitch Benn
The Pope Song - Tim Minchin
It’s Five O’clock Somewhere - Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett
Try Not To Die - Mitch Benn
Find the Following Words. How Many Songs Show Up?
Sex: 68
Death: 198
Love: 1647
You: 3229
Home: 187
Boy: 826
Girl: 417
(Source: staticpallor)
Someone I know wrote this blog post on her thoughts in the run up to her wedding. Really worth a read if you’re interested in issues around sexuality, gender identity, disability and inclusion.
I vote the US puts this image of him on a limited run $10 bill for Halloween this year…Omfg
This, ladies and gentlemen, is another fine example of the President of the United States.
(Source: marvobow)
This sounds like the best game in the whole world.
We played this a lot last night.
(Source: halliebadger)
- Q: Why do all the drummers in all the hipster bands not have a rack tom? – Lars, Reston, VA
- Jon Wurster: Because it would block the audience’s view of the tattoo they just got of Tom Selleck using an antique sewing machine.
Meanwhile, in The Bible…
And just in case you don’t get the reference:
2:23 And he (Elisha) went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.So remember kids. Before you go calling someone “bald head”. You might wanna make sure that someone isn’t one of god’s crew. Otherwise, the all loving, benevolent super-being in the sky, just might send bears to rip you, and forty of your innocent adolescent friends into tiny, little, bits. And That’ll show ya.
NOW STOP MAKING FUN OF MY PONYTAIL AND GET OFF MY LAWN, YA LITTLE BASTARDS!!!
